March 2012
“This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my...”
– On the Road by Jack Kerouac (via funeral)
Found a puppy at narnia. I want to keep it so bad
too drunky for a wednesday night
he invited me to passover dinner with his family <3
Cosmo tip #214
expertcosmotips:
Gently rub his stomach and whisper, “Soon this will be plump with my seed”. Always do this on the first date.
954/2000 words of art history term paper complete
I can do this
UTI
might be kidney infection?
about to start period
term paper to write
I love Mondays
Seriously. Led Zeppelin radio on Pandora. Perfect hook up music
Anonymous asked: No 6 years isn't. what did you do?
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“When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.”
best. night
I thought 86 was your fake id year.. not your actual year
6 years isn’t that big of an age difference right? Right?
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“Lara walked along the tracks following a path worn by pilgrims and then turned...”
– Boris Pasternak, Doctor Zhivago
DATE TOMORROW DATE TOMORROW
Doing a project in French where we pick a French musician and talk about them. Next project is an autobiography (quand j’étais petite..). EXACTLY what we did in Blackwood’s class. This is my final exam and is the end of my language requirement.
I’m laughing
iamdonald:
How To Talk To Girls At Parties: Karl Lagerfeld in... →
howtotalktogirlsatparties:
8:00 A.M. I sleep seven hours. If I go to bed at two, I wake up at nine. If I go to bed at midnight, I wake up at seven. I don’t wake up before—the house can fall apart, but I sleep for seven hours. I wear a long, full-length white shirt, in a material called poplin imperial, made for me by…
Moroccan hair oil works wonders
“If Ireland had mythology, which goddess would you be?”
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officialkylieminoguedragqueen:
i bet taylor swift has really boring calm sex and never gives blowjobs
Didn’t boot! Didn’t boot! I’m so proud of me
cosmo tip #207
expertcosmotips:
when he’s about to reach his climax, lean into his ear and whisper;
“yolo”
BEARD BURN OW WHY
Awoke to the sound of bagpipes this morning
